OH, OH, OH!

Went to Michaels Craft Store the other day..

Did I miss the “end of the world” memo?  The shelves were completely stripped bare of Christmas decorations..just a few boxes of balls and lights remained. What on earth is going on??  If the grocery store looked like that I’d be in a total panic!

Good luck if you didn’t pick up your artificial tree yet.

As I stood in a Depression era soup length line to check out my one roll of wrapping paper, I was struck by a few thoughts. (Women do this..we daydream about how we can run things better..)

#1- I think when it’s super busy, stores should just give everyone whatever coupon they got going on at the time. These coupon apps are GREAT, but not if you have to first turn on your phone to retrieve it or any other issue that takes more than three minutes…

Just give her 40% off one item already!

#2-If there are twenty people in line, don’t ask for e-mail info, zip code or if anyone wants to get on some frequent shopper program or sign up for your store’s credit card..they might say yes, and there will be a riot ..I’m telling you.

#3-Don’t over wrap. Those mason jars are on sale for 99 cents each…they probably cost Michaels 5 cents.  Each jar doesn’t need to be thrice wrapped in tissue paper.  The lady is going home.. not to the Middle East…in a car, not on a camel.

#4- There should be a strict limit on how many small things you can buy, like felt. The lady in front of me had about 79 slices of the stuff, each one with it’s own unique price tag. That’s ridiculous. Either establish a limit of ten, or just put all that little stuff on a scale and weight it like slices of cheese.

#5- Lastly, make sure the people who put up your sample decorations know enough trivia about Christmas to recognize when Santa’s being misquoted..

oh

but then again,  when I saw this I had to laugh..

it really was perfect.

 

 

6 thoughts on “OH, OH, OH!

  1. This is great Cindy! Made me laugh too.
    Oh my goodness there have been sooo many long lines lately and yes, what is the holdup? If you want to sign someone up for an email program designate a special cashier to do this and put her —–> over there out of the road. Yes, give everyone the stupid 40% off coupon. I hate coupons, even digital ones. Just have a great sale and forget the coupons.
    Did you happen to see the Snap Chat about Kohl’s? It is the funniest thing ever! If you haven’t seen it, here’s a link and story http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/whats-hot/221960270-story

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      1. This past week I have endured an extremely long line at the grocery store, I never did figure out what was going on there. Another long line at Walmart yesterday morning, but it wasn’t as bad as the grocers. I don’t mind waiting in a line if it keeps moving, but when the person seems to have all their items checked and bagged and they’re still not moving, it frustrates me.
        I don’t shop Kohl’s too often since we don’t have one in our town. Have to travel about 75 miles to the nearest one.

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