This is what it feels like to be an American right now with the election just months away. It’s as if we’re stuck on a volcanic island that is huffing and puffing and threatening to blow us apart.
We have three options available to save ourselves:
#1- Hitch a ride on the USS TRUMP, although it’s about 50% engulfed in flames.
#2- Climb aboard the USS HILLARY, and hope she reaches Nov 8 before her ever-expanding collection of lies, leaks & baggage sinks the ship..
or #3- Jump directly into the shark infested water with ‘every man for himself’-Gary Johnson.- COWABUNGA DUDE!
Hmm, suddenly staying on the volcano is looking like a real option.