I got Acne scrub-
EXFOLIATING scrub, if you know what I mean…
ten bucks a squirt
how bad ya need it?
One minute you’re an average housewife,
the next minute it’s a brand New Year
and the facial cleanser in your medicine cabinet,
the stuff with the micro-beads,
is classified as an environmental hazard
and is outlawed
an outlaw! 😱
So what do I do with my now illegal stash of wash?
Sell it on the street corner and get rich?
(no, I’m sure the NSA would catch me)
Deliver it to a special waste facility?
Grab my make-up bag and run for the border?
It’s my first moral dilemma of 2016! 😉
(crazy new world)